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  May 6, 2026

  Kash Patel is an Assclown; Claims AI Has Stopped School Shootings

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  April 19, 2026

  AI Crime App Causes School Shooting Panic

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  April 7, 2026

  Idaho Pastor Sentenced for Being an AI Kik Kreeper

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  March 18, 2026

  We All Need to Calm TF Down About AI and Mass Violence

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  February 8, 2026

  Now It’s Georgia’s Turn to Waste Money on AI Gun Detection

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  January 17, 2026

  Kansas’ Kris Kobach Strong-Arms Schools Into AI Gun Detection

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  December 11, 2025

  AI Mistakes Clarinet for Rifle; Causes School Lockdown

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  December 2, 2025

  AI Gun Detector Triggered by “Fingers-In, Fingers-Out” Gesture

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