Mystery fan marks Poe’s birthday:

Dammit. I missed it again. One of these days I’m going to get to Baltimore to see the Poe Toaster. I am glad that I didn’t go this year. It sounds like a couple of assclowns can’t play by the rules. For one day out of the year, this guy (or guys) gets to be Batman, Darkman, and The Crow all in one. Respect the guy’s wishes and family tradition. Let him pass. Don’t try to reveal his identity. There are not a lot of mysteries left in the world. Leave this one alone.