Beating out such luminaries as Trench favorite Camden, NJ and perennial favorite Detroit, MI St. Louis, Missouri has been named the most dangerous city in America.

How Camden isn’t #1 every year is beyond me. The only city where yours truly was mugged. The joke is that one day Camden is going to jump the river and murder Philadelphia.

Flint, MI, and Oakland, CA were a respective 4 and 5.