Suspected Teen Bomber Pleads Guilty:

Our favorite would-be presidential assassin, Collin McKenzie-Gude, has entered a guilty plea, but it was only for possessing an explosive device. Even though the 19-year-old could be sentenced to 10 years behind bars, let’s review the evidence.

He was caught with explosives, ammunition, forged CIA credentials, and a map of then-President Bush’s motorcade route from the White House to Camp David. He had a list of his former teachers from his former high school. And let’s not forget that he carjacked a 78-year-old man while trying to elude capture.

But all he gets is a possession of explosives charge. Lame.

Sentencing is scheduled for January.