
Casey and Sandy Parsons feel more comfortable with federal investigators:
According to the attorney of Erica Parsons’ adoptive parents, it seems they prefer dealing with the FBI rather than the Rowan County Sheriff’s Office. Supposedly the FBI is treating Erica’s disappearance more like a missing persons case, while Rowan County is treating it like a murder investigation. Not to make light of the situation but…

I mean, it has to be one or the other, right? It’s probably because the FBI is better trained in accommodating bullshit.
Oh, and get this. The mystery grandmother who no one can seem to prove exists now has a nickname. Now she’s Irene ‘Nan’ Goodman. Next they’ll probably be like “Oh did we say Asheville? We meant Nashville. Yeah, she lives in Tennessee.”
Bust out your hip waders, Salisbury, because you’re knee-deep in it.
(For those of you outside the States who don’t get the ‘Why not both?’ reference, go here.)






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